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Is it too early to start plotting England’s inevitable route to World Cup glory? If nothing else it’ll stop me refreshing the internet to find out if Tim Sherwood is going to manage Spurs for the next three games before Dave from Chas & Dave comes in for the final Hail Mary.

Perhaps you’re focused on Arsenal coming second in everything, Everton finishing above Liverpool or the wild York/Rochdale title race in the National League. Take a weekend off and start dreaming of Gianni and Trump handing Harry Kane the trophy as the world burns.

Friday’s game with Uruguay may not get your pulse racing, but this is the true start of Thomas Tuchel’s World Cup countdown. Sixty years of hurt scans well in the song, at least. Once every 60 years feels OK. More common than Halley’s Comet, but sparse enough to feel life-changingly special. Twice in your lifetime, if you’re lucky.

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