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There has been an outbreak of sunshine in Derby and there will be a pitch inspection at 11.50am. The groundstaff mop the covers.

And hello Tim Maitland: “It’s been a while. In fact it’s been an eternity, during which time I have come to the inevitable conclusion that all the Hundred does is prove that an endless stream of sixes serves only to make sixes seem less exciting.

”Some of the One Day Cup games were watchable though, weren’t they? I’ll get to the point.

”Coming, as you do, from the wrong side of the Pennines, can you either now or at greater length at a later time, please make sense of what Lancashire are doing in the second division and why, if you believe all the Red Rose propaganda, such a great cricketing county is second from bottom in a division they’ve no business being in?

”As facetious as my approach may seem, I am genuinely interested. Considering how Yorkshire are (nearly always correctly) portrayed as the poster boys for how not to run a county, Lancashire (and indeed Middlesex) seem to be saying “Hold my beer” (or in Middlesex’s case, my Pimms and lemonade).

P.S. Given that (apart from detesting Lancashire, complaining about the weather, beer, pies, Rugby League and claiming that Yorkshire is God’s Own County) hating Leeds is about the only thing that truly unites Yorkshiremen, do you think the genius executives of the Sun TV Network Limited were genuinely surprised that attendances dropped close to 20% after they renamed the Northern Superchargers as Sunrisers Leeds?

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